a wip of da starchild
that episode where squidword had no chill
the signs as cr1tikal quotes
- Aries: "we're out of the frying pan and into the fucker"
- Taurus: "i'd make you pour yourself a bowl of cereal, and then i'd eat it in front of you and piss in the bowl"
- Gemini: "this has to be some type of fuck"
- Cancer: "you grandiose waste of nipples"
- Leo: "i'm sitting here fingering your armpit with my corpse and you're still just waving to the audience"
- Virgo: "i've had it up to here with your shittery"
- Libra: "i feel like i'm just a bird waiting to happen"
- Scorpio: "you've gotta be marinating me with alien sweat"
- Sagittarius: "judging by its facial expression, it looks like someone shoved a soup ladle up its asshole"
- Capricorn: "i am the one who fucks"
- Aquarius: "i'm doing some complicated arithmetic and i don't need you shoveling cake down my throat"
- Pisces: "i'd even go so far as to call him a dickhole"
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VINE PLAY IT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES PLAY IT AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL ON MY FUCKING WEDDING DAY PLAY THIS ON THE FUCKING BIG SCREEN MUR DUR
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